"stop being a mindless slave and quit your boring job and go do what you really want, using the money you obviously have, because I don’t understand class struggles or intersectionality"
Tips for English majors: just stick ‘liminal’ in your essay somewhere, it’s bound to make it sound like you know what you’re talking about
goals for summer 2014
- lose 30 pounds
- go to the gym
- sleep earlier
- wake up earlier
- become hotter
- ruin at least three people
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
Imagine if the secret history took place in current times like bunny would google translate all his greek homework and henry’s search history would be like “how to poison people” “how to poison people with mushrooms” “how to summon Diyonisius” “how to get blood out of bed sheets”
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
heller — to hella
je helle nous hellons
tu helles vous hellez
il/elle helle ils/elles hellent
passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé